Deacon assumes Leadership of Disciples of Church of Dysfunction!

Yep, you heard it here first....Since the Rev. Dubya will be leaving us for a while, I shall assume the role as the Church's dysfunctional leader...So, while the Rev. will continue to update the Church of Dysfunction, I shall assume his responsibilities here at the Home Front, by leading the flock into further dysfunction...while I know that there is a pretty large Clergy Coller to fill, I feel as if I am up to the responsibility that will come with this level of prominence...Of course, the Rev. is aware of my intents and knows that upon his return, I will relinquish my position...I just hope that I can live up to any expectations that may go with the job..........